{"title":"Book Lamps","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe don't just slap a bulb behind a piece of plastic and call it a day. Every single one of these book lamps is custom 3D-printed, expertly laser-engraved, and wired by hand right here in the shop (shoutout to the husband for handling the wiring so I don't burn the house down). Perfect for your nightstand, your bookshelf, or as a gift for that friend who refuses to emerge from their fantasy romance novels. Give your favorite stories the glow-up they deserve.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"epic-fantasy-book-lamp-glowing-lithophane-book-light-medieval-sword-bookshelf-decor-booktok-night-light-book-art","title":"Epic Fantasy Book Lamp | Glowing Lithophane Book Light | Medieval Sword Bookshelf Decor | BookTok Night Light | Book Art","description":"For the readers who know that winter is always coming. 🐺⚔️\nBring the epic, sprawling world of your favorite medieval fantasy series right to your reading nook with this stunning 3D-printed lithophane book lamp. When turned off, this piece looks like an elegant, textured white book block. But plug it in and turn on the internal light, and the magic happens: the filament reveals a highly detailed, glowing cover featuring an iconic medieval sword.\nIt is the perfect ambient lighting for those late-night reading marathons when the political betrayals and dragon battles get too good to put down.\n✨ The Details:\n•\tDimensions: 8.25\" Tall x 4\" Wide x 1.5\" Deep\n•\tThe Magic of Lithophanes: Carefully 3D-printed using varying thicknesses of crisp white filament. The artwork is completely hidden until lit from within!\n•\tLighting: Includes an internal light source with a plug-in cord, providing a warm, cozy glow for your library or nightstand.\n•\tDesign: Features a highly detailed fantasy sword on the front and glowing epic review quotes on the back.\n✨ Perfect For:\n•\tEpic Fantasy Readers \u0026amp; BookTokers: The ultimate aesthetic prop for your bookshelf tours and book reviews.\n•\tCozy Libraries \u0026amp; Dark Academia: Adds the perfect soft, ambient light to your reading space.\n•\tGifting: An unforgettable, unique gift for the fantasy-obsessed book lover, tabletop gamer, or movie marathoner in your life.","brand":"Caffeine and Cuss Words ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52526912045335,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/6941\/9031\/files\/95fab23c-il_fullxfull.7768390980_btm7.jpg?v=1773987402"},{"product_id":"fae-assassin-lithophane-book-lamp-throne-of-glass-decor-book-nook","title":"Fae Assassin Lithophane Book Lamp | Throne of Glass Decor | Book Nook","description":"For the readers who will follow their favorite fire-breathing, swaggering assassins to whatever the end. 🔥🗡️\nBring the magic of your favorite romantasy series right to your reading nook with this stunning 3D-printed lithophane book lamp. When turned off, this piece looks like an elegant, textured white book block. But plug it in and turn on the internal light, and the magic happens: the filament reveals a highly detailed, glowing cover featuring the ultimate Fae warrior queen.\nIt is the perfect ambient lighting for those late-night, \"just one more chapter\" reading marathons when the plot gets too good to sleep.\n✨ The Details:\n•\tDimensions: 8.25\" Tall x 5.5\" Wide x 1.5\" Deep\n•\tThe Magic of Lithophanes: Carefully 3D-printed using varying thicknesses of crisp white filament. The artwork is completely hidden until lit from within!\n•\tLighting: Includes an internal light source with a plug-in cord, providing a warm, cozy glow for your library or nightstand.\n•\tDesign: Features a fierce female assassin on the front and glowing book review quotes on the back.\n✨ Perfect For:\n•\tRomantasy Readers \u0026amp; BookTokers: The ultimate aesthetic prop for your bookshelf tours and spicy book reviews.\n•\tCozy Libraries: Adds the perfect soft, ambient light to your reading space.\n•\tGifting: An unforgettable, unique gift for the fantasy-obsessed book lover or book club bestie in your life.","brand":"Caffeine and Cuss Words ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52526912078103,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/6941\/9031\/files\/91b99b0a-il_fullxfull.7768374674_ognw.jpg?v=1773987401"},{"product_id":"twilight-book-replica-3d-printed-lithophane-lamp","title":"Twilight Book Replica 3D Printed Lithophane Lamp","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 12.0pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #1f1f1f; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eBring the moody, eternal atmosphere of Forks right to your bookshelf or nightstand. This stunning 3D-printed lithophane lamp is an exact replica of the iconic vampire romance novel that started it all.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 12.0pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #1f1f1f; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eWhen turned off, it looks like a beautiful, textured white book sitting on your shelf. But turn on the inline switch, and the magic happens—the warm LED light glows through the varying thicknesses of the 3D-printed cover, revealing the famous hands and apple design in breathtaking detail. The back of the lamp features the unforgettable \"Three things I was absolutely positive...\" quote, making it a 360-degree piece of bookish art.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 12.0pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #1f1f1f; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ePerfect for lighting up your reading nook, displaying with your fantasy and romance book collection, or gifting to the ultimate fan.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 6.0pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; color: #1f1f1f; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #1f1f1f; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Item Details \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; color: #1f1f1f; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #1f1f1f; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: #1f1f1f; margin-top: 6.0pt; margin-bottom: 6.0pt; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e 8.25\" Tall x 5.5\" Wide x 1.5\" Deep\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: #1f1f1f; margin-top: 6.0pt; margin-bottom: 6.0pt; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Highly detailed lithophane cover art, realistic book spine, and text on the back.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: #1f1f1f; margin-top: 6.0pt; margin-bottom: 6.0pt; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eLighting:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Built-in warm light with an easy-to-use toggle switch on the power cord.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 6.0pt; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; color: #1f1f1f; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🦇\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #1f1f1f; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Why You’ll Love It \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; color: #1f1f1f; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🦇\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #1f1f1f; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: #1f1f1f; margin-top: 6.0pt; margin-bottom: 6.0pt; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eAtmospheric Glow:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Creates the perfect cozy, rainy-day reading vibe.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: #1f1f1f; margin-top: 6.0pt; margin-bottom: 6.0pt; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eHandcrafted Quality:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Each lamp is meticulously 3D printed and assembled with care by Caffeine and Cuss Words right here in Fort Smith, Arkansas.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: #1f1f1f; margin-top: 6.0pt; margin-bottom: 6.0pt; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eUltimate Fandom Gift:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e The perfect surprise for birthdays, holidays, or adding to a dark romance and fantasy merch collection.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #1f1f1f; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003eNote: Because this item is 3D printed, minor layer lines or slight variations are a normal part of the process, making each lamp completely unique!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Caffeine and Cuss Words ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52540861841687,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/6941\/9031\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_w0p91kw0p91kw0p9.png?v=1774320069"},{"product_id":"moon-and-star-vintage-style-fairy-lamp-3d-printed-romantasy-decor","title":"Moon and Star Vintage Style Fairy Lamp – 3D Printed Romantasy Decor","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eLet’s be honest: you want that \"moody library in a fae castle\" vibe, but you also have a life. Between kids, pets, and general chaos, real vintage glass is basically just a sparkling disaster waiting to happen.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eWe’ve recreated the iconic, highly-coveted \u003cb\u003eMoon and Star pattern\u003c\/b\u003e in a 3D-printed version that looks like expensive pressed glass but won’t shatter into a million pieces if it gets knocked over. Shannon has spent hours dialing in the slicer settings to ensure the arches and stars pop perfectly when the light hits. It’s the ultimate \"vibe\" for your reading nook, nightstand, or that shelf where you keep all your favorite \"spicy\" paperbacks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eWhy You Need This:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eZero Heartbreak:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e It’s 3D printed with high-quality PLA. If it tips over, it bounces; it doesn't break.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eIconic Aesthetic:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e We’ve perfectly captured the vintage Moon and Star texture that collectors go crazy for.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eRomantasy Approved:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e The perfect companion for your late-night BookTok binges.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eThe Specs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eHeight:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e 7 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eWidth:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e 4.75 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eDepth:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e 4.75 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eStructure:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e 2-Piece Set (Removable dome lid + Ornate base)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ePick Your Poison (Color Options):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l3 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eMystic Amethyst:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e A sassy Purple\/Pink color-shift.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l3 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eEnchanted Mint:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e A dreamy Green\/Teal shift.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l3 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eCosmic Twilight:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e A moody Blue\/Purple multi-color.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: center; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003chr size=\"2\" width=\"100%\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-outline-level: 3;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e⚠️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e THE \"ER NURSE\" SAFETY LECTURE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eListen up, because I’m only going to say this once. I’ve spent 15 years as an ER nurse, and the last thing I want is to see you in my department because you didn't follow directions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eThis lamp is made of plastic. Plastic \u003cb\u003eMELTS\u003c\/b\u003e if you get it hot.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo4; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eNO REAL CANDLES.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e * \u003cb\u003eNO REAL FLAMES.\u003c\/b\u003e * \u003cb\u003eLED TEA LIGHTS ONLY.\u003c\/b\u003e If you put a real flame in here, you’re going to have a melted puddle and a fire hazard. Use a battery-operated tea light (not included) and keep the drama in your books, not your house.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Caffeine and Cuss Words","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52721855267095,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/6941\/9031\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_x05zb8x05zb8x05z_5a533a5c-226d-4824-b671-6b5c3e5877a1.png?v=1775884037"}],"url":"https:\/\/caffeineandcusswords.com\/collections\/book-lamps.oembed","provider":"Caffeine and Cuss Words ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}